an exchange with a funny man
HIM: Who does that date breaker think he is?
Go figure. There is no raisin-able explanation for this & this bad apple had better orange his day so he shows up on time.
ME: A laugh before brekky makes me as happy as I've ever bean. Olive my life I've hungered to make a mango head over peels for me. If you carrot all and don't want to squash your plan(tain) then I trust you will turnip on thyme. My heart beets for you...(and for winning our 4th scrabble game). Lettuce have fun endive in.
HIM: Puha!, I romaine unconvinced I'm in your league as you're quite savoy & cool as a cucumber.
Although, I yam greens with envy & think you're gherkin my chain, I'm going to jicama down & go for a pea, you know, a leek. Heavens to succotash,
it's thyme.(I know it's one of yours, peas don't be mad & I'll cress you later). I fear you'll cabbage on to me, grab me by the collard & artichoke this wee sprout, then I'd tell my mama, this broad's bean mean & wants to squash me. Mama will say if that Lady's finger as much as touches you, swede better watch out. Ackee kail sign off now, my sweet potato. Our future, asparagus, who can say. (asparagus, as-per-us, o.k. it's a bit of a stretch, not considered legit by one from Ontaro, ha,ha,ha.) This one really tickled my fennel bone.
ME: Omg, that is completely hilarious. So so funny.
This is your way of surrendering? I laughed till I split a side rib, but I don't want to grab you by the collard or the corn. I'd rather go bananas and kiss your tulips, and if we cantaloupe then I will be happy as a clam to milk this because you are a real peach.
I want you to know that if you are lost in a maize I will sea-kelp or if you are chili we can snuggle like two peas in a pod.